So anyway. This was my first real attempt at "serious" nude-in-public. And by "serious", I mean: not opening the door naked for a pizza guy, where you can quickly retreat to the safety of the room. Not just stepping outside and opening your robe, where you can wrap the robe around yourself and dart inside if things go wrong. Nope. This was a public place, surrounded by public places, with no safe haven anywhere in sight. No bulls*** here... we were in the pool/jacuzzi area of a large hotel, open to all guests at all times.
